(As performed at The Throw Back Social- Social Media @the Bonfire)
The new social stands Bold and mighty
Staring straight into the eyes of the state
The threat it poses prompts rationing and shut downs.
Exposure of election fraud and violence,
Swearing in ceremonies……
These are the new profanities and
The masses must be gagged.
When virtual personalities lay siege on the state
When local lawyers sue internationally,
#Betrayal in the City
You know who the kinqueen of the jungle is
And No. It is not the Lion…Ness
It is social media.
May be you are seated home after a long day,
And the tweets start to come in short spasms,
Before long whats app beeps and facebook posts kick in,
And the itch to respond or react is un nerving
So is the FANTASY to keep calm and stay off social media.
Almost impulsively your fingers are lustfully dry humping the like button or reacting or re tweeting,
And you are a humble, loyal servant of the royal Social media.
You know Social Media has you when you wake up to a new post you did not write.
“Sharon” and “Andrew” are celebrating four years of friendship on facebook
Then you remember you did not unblock him….Urghhhhhh!!!!!!
You wish you could trade that “longstanding” relationship on OLX
#durable, trustworthy, sexually mind boggling relationship for $1000 dollars
Disclaimer, goods once sold are not returnable.
Just when you thought the biggest disappointment is a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection),
So urgent yet so little when you answer nature’s call,
You meet the unedited version of your flawless buddie.
Thanks to Camera360 and countless filters,
We are stunning beauties on Instagram and Snap chat
But sometimes, we are astounding monsters at first sight.
Who remembers “Second Chance”?
Second Chance the Soap with Salvado?
Guess what people are watching lately?
If it is not the sex tape or nudes gone viral…….
You have no second chance with “the new social”
Spreads faster than fire and no water can put it out,
Maybe another sex tape.
The truth is,
This Social media is here to stay.
But I am not.
And please tell Tandeka Rwabwere, the public flogger
That his days are numbered too.
A prison break for KB could be a Prison Entry for him.
Thank you, I will now take my vacation by the roadside, # M7 CHALLENGE